Top 20 Momlife Moments With Mommy Blogger @HonestlyMommy

We all know that moms, whether we know each other or not, have an unmistakable bond. Not only have we all experienced the life-altering moment that is childbirth, but we also share in the humor that comes along with it. This is momlife. We asked one of our mommy friends, @honestlymommy to share with us her top 20 momlife moments, including coffee sips, target trips, and yoga pants. She’s compiled this list of one liners below, but if there is something she has missed, please share them in the comments below! We want to hear your favorite momlife moments, too!

 

  1. You know you’re a mom if your hair is so greasy people keep asking you if you just got out of the shower.
  2. You know you’re a mom if going to the bathroom alone is more of a luxury than wine and chocolate.
  3. You know you’re a mom if you have three separate wardrobes and none of them fit (hello pregnant and postpartum body).
  4. You know you’re mom if you shop only all-natural, buy everything gluten, soy, sugar, and dairy free and yet drive through McDonald’s on the way home.
  5. You know you’re a mom if whine as a five letter word is seen more often around your house than wine as a four letter word.
  6. You know you’re a mom if any derivative of ‘mom’ is used like a swearword in your house.
  7. You know you’re a mom if getting some me time while the sun is still in the sky includes locking yourself in your closet.
  8. You know you’re a mom if you get a two hour stretch of sleep at night uninterrupted and you call it a miracle.
  9. You know you’re mom if your clothes more closely resemble a dirty napkin than an article of high fashion.
  10. You know you’re mom if you don’t hesitate to wipe bodily fluids (i.e. snot, tears, unidentified slime, etc.) with your bare hand.
  11. You know you’re a mom if your boobs oscillate between two states; oh-my-gosh-where-did-they-go-I-used-to-be-able-to-fill-out-this-bra, and holy-crap-these-jugs-are-massive.
  12. You know you’re a mom if you can whip up five different lunch options in under five minutes flat.
  13. You know you’re a mom if every adult conversation you have somehow ends up revolving around poop, nap schedules, or picky eaters.
  14. You know you’re a mom if sitting on the couch with your feet up for five minutes is your guilty pleasure.
  15. You know you’re mom if more coffee is consumed in your household than a 21-year-old on a drinking binge.
  16. You know you’re mom if your idea of a good party is a nap.
  17. You know you’re a mom if yoga pants and leggings are the main staples of your wardrobe.
  18. You know you’re a mom if you recycle the same wardrobe day after day because 1) it’s cute, 2) it doesn’t smell (yet), 3) who really gives a crap anyways, I’m dressed, okay?
  19. You know you’re a mom if half eaten, soggy crackers are still an acceptable snack.
  20. You know you’re a mom if when it comes to makeup, your theory is “good enough”.

 


About the Author

Becca Greenwald 

Health-conscientious (and tired) mama to two adorable little boys, writing from my own experiences. @beccababybrody

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